Bowling can be great fun, but you have to pick the right ball.
Some balls are strictly “hi n’ bye” balls that can’t be bothered with hitting any pins. You don’t want one of those.
Some balls are light and airy and just want to have fun. They skip down the lane without a care in the world, giving no thought to hitting the pins. You don’t want one of those either.
Others are real beefcakes. When they hurl down the lane at top speed, they mean business.
Trouble is, you almost have to be a beefcake yourself to propel one of those.
Once in a while, you’ll find a ball that’s skilled enough to pick up the spare every time. (Every time it doesn’t get you a strike that is.) And when you do find such a talented bowling ball, please, let me know.